WHERE WAS THE USA-CANADA HOCKEY GAME LAST NIGHT?

Dear NBC Sports (Network of the Olympics),

Boy are you doing a excellent job. But please, I would love to see more coverage of Figure Skating. Ice Dancing is my favorite. It's a thrill a minute. Nothing beats a sexy Tango on skates. Did I also mention how your endless Curling coverage makes me jump out of my chair, scream and praise the lord each time they hit those large shiny granite stones. I love how those gals sweep that ice so clean. Can you send them over to my house? And that Cross Country Skiing...Wow. I would be sawing logs for sure except for that nice little 15K hike through the forest. It goes by so fast doesn't it?

The only thing missing from these Olympics is Ice Fishing. Bassmasters is one hell of a spectator sport.
And one more thing.

WHERE IN THE HELL WAS THE USA-CANADA HOCKEY GAME LAST NIGHT?

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