WHAT A JOKE

Boy oh boy is David Stern finally getting what he deserves. The self proclaimed crowned king of major sports commissioners has a serious problem on his hands and here's a bet he does nothing about it, as usual when an NBA star is talking his talk. Carmelo Anthony, who is under contract with the Denver Nuggets is saying publicly, he will only sign an extension, which Denver has had on the table for months, with the New York Knicks or New Jersey Nets. What a great guy. I'm taking my ball and going home and I'll only play where I want. The trouble is, the owner in Denver is already paying a boatload of cash for him to play at a "superstar" level for his team. The league should take Carmelo's comments serious and hit him exactly where it hurts the most. Fine his "backside", fine the Knicks and Nets for tampering and remove them as destinations sites for his upcoming free agency.

Stern, for years has tended to side with players over ownership. The NBA could quickly in the future be looking at a league concentrated in the larger media type cities such as New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, Miami etc. And if you're an owner in places like Sacramento, Minneapolis, Cleveland and Charlotte you're out of luck but please keep writing those checks.

Bottom line...Carmelo is a spoiled brat bum of a player that shows no willingness to ascend to greatness on his own. And just like his compatriot, LeBron James, will hopefully never earn a ring to legitimize his self importance.

NFL Quick Hits

1. In an attempt to hopefully avoid further violent "helmet to helmet" type hits, the NFL announced today they will immediately suspend any player who uses their helmet as a weapon. It's about time. Where has Roger Goodall and the rest of the NFL been the last years seeing their assets being wheeled repeatedly off the field, week after week. Concussions are now "THE" injury du jour.

A few thoughts how to solve this mess.

First, take away all the pads these guys wear, starting with face masks. Unless he's already ugly, what man alive would be willing to lead with his face.

Second, instruct game officials to throw players out. Fine them and suspend them until the player they injured returns to action. No silly 15 yard penalty flags.

Third, repeat offenders play without a helmet. That should cure the "human missile" type tackle.

Enough for now, but I reserve the right to add a few more ingenious ideas if these fail to control an out of control league. And these guys want to play an 18 game schedule?

Strike Two

You officially have to feel a little snake bit if you're a fan of the NBA Portland Trailblazers.

Strike One - Back in 1984, the Trailblazers bypassed a certain North Carolina Tar Heel hoopster named Michael Jordan to draft 7'1 Sam Bowie out of Kentucky. Bowie had serious leg issues and never had much of an NBA career. Micheal Jordan had a legendary career, winning 6 NBA titles and is regarded as the greatest player of all time.

Strike Two - The 2007 NBA Draft came down to either Greg Oden or Kevin Durant as the #1 pick held by the Trailblazers. They chose Oden and he's been sidelined most of his NBA career with, leg issues. Sound familiar? Kevin Durant just led the USA to its first World Championship since 1994 and appears ready to take his place among the greats of the game.

Better luck next time Portland. Only one strike left.

What a Joke

Roger Clemens has arrived in the nation's capital to face charges of allegedly lying to Congress about whether he used steroids or human growth hormone.

LYING BEFORE CONGRESS!!! Are you kidding me. You look up the definition of "Lying" in the dictionary and there is a picture of Congress. They damn well invented the word. They do it daily and even in their sleep.

I don't care a bit about Roger Clemens and if he's guilty or not. What a waste of time and money for our elected representatives to inquire if an ex-baseball player used a PED. How about fixing the country first? That's why we send you to Washington.

You have to be freaking kidding me...the President of the United States of America is going to be on "The View"!!!

Will someone take this guy out to the woodshed and beat some sense into him. Will someone remind him that by taking the oath of office to lead the most powerful country in the free world eliminates him from this type of specter. He has to have better things to do, like work maybe. Our country is facing unparalleled crisis's. There's an oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico that needs his daily attention. The national debt is out of control. And we have a war raging in Afghanistan. How does he find the time. Ever since he's taken the controls, Barrack Hussein Obama has shown a disdain in putting in a full day at the office. Air Force One seems to be going somewhere daily so our President can give his teleprompter a workout. This man hates work. And now he's willing to sit around and waste our nations time with these mostly left wing wacko Hollywood types. So let me count the days until our latest presidential failure is sent packing back to his beloved South Side of Chicago. I only wish it could be sooner.

NBA Free Agency - Winners and Losers

I am so tired of the NBA. Not sure if I'll put any time or effort into watching next season. This whole free agency farce has taken any love I've had for the game and flushed it. At least my wife will be happy not to hear me scream at the TV.

Losers

1. LeBron James - that's right, LeBum is at the top of my list. He sold out pure and simple. Gave up. Quit. Admitted he isn't the anointed one. Needs his hand held to be successful. Talent he has, grits and guts are lacking. I can't for a moment think that the likes of Michael Jordan, Magic Johnson or Larry Bird pulling this move. It's about competing, beating the other guy that drove these true legends of the game. Rings happened because they were great. Surely, LeBum will be bowed down to by all media sorts but his troubles have just begun and he hasn't a hint about it.
2. New York Knicks - How would you like to be a Knick season ticket holder right now. For two years you have been told that the gutting of the roster and the pitiful excuse of a basketball team was all about signing LeBum in his free agency year. Well, you lose again because LeBum is not coming and now your team is likely worse than ever and you'll be still be paying through the teeth for the right to boo your bums. Carmelo is only another 360 or so days away from his free agency. Good luck with Amar'e as your centerpiece.
   
3. ESPN - A used to think ESPN was the Messiah of sport networks. They did things better than the major networks. Not anymore. That masquerade of a show last night flashed their true colors. Do anything to STAGE an event. Nothing is real anymore. Innovation is a thing of the past.
4. David Stern - Nice league!! The inmates are running the show. But then again you have repeatedly promoted individuals over your teams. Owners get no bang for their buck with you in control. You only have to look what teams have dominated winning championships to realize the fix is in.
5. Miami Heat - I'll make this bet right now. They will never win a NBA Championship with James, Wade and Bosh. The Lakers of the late 60's with West, Baylor and Chamberlain tried and they failed. You need a 8-10 man rotation and you're out of cap space. Besides, how long will it take before one of those primadonnas gets their feeling hurt. It's my team.
   

Winners

1. Dan Gilbert - No longer held hostage by LeBron. Nice to hear honest true emotions of an owner not having to kiss the ass of his should be superstar. Plenty of cap room. Can now build a Team.
   

New York Post Headline Captures Nation's Grief

... although we may be taking it a bit better than the English...

France Faces World Cup Dilemma: Are We Cheaters or Are We Quitters

The French have taken decisive action. The labor unions have called for a nationwide strike while the four people who still work for private industry have gone on a summer-long break.

In other news, the French sports federation has accused Lance Armstrong of doping.

Soccer Primer

If you need a primer on soccer- and you just know that you do -  it doesn't get any better than going to the world wide leader, the Onion Sports Network.

World Cup Fever: US Routs England, 1-1

I know how much you love soccer, American Sports Fan. So, Bud, this goal's for you.

Roy Hobbs Lives: Daniel Nava Stars as the Natural

There aren't so many parallels between Roy Hobbs and Daniel Nava. Nava was cut from his university baseball team and Hobbs was cut down by a psychpath's bullet. Hobbs is fictional and Nava is real. But there are a few broad parallels. And that's where it gets interesting.

In this age of cradle-to-athletic-grave data driven analysis, it is highly unusual for an athlete who has been reviewed, labeled and rejected to later emerge in the major leagues. Daniel Nava did just that. Like Hobbs, his appearance created a "who's that and where did he come from?" reaction.

Nava recovered from being cut and staying on to be the manager of the University of Santa Clara baseball team. From there, he got a short-lived minor league tryout (after having been passed over in the baseball draft) before eventually making a name for himself in the Independent League.

From there, the King of Baseball Database Analysis - Theo Epstein - found him and took a flyer. A $1 flyer. That's all it took to purchase Nava's rights. On Saturday, Nava completed his ascent through the minors and joined the Red Sox to help fill the gaps that Andre Beltre has created in their outfield.

Nava stepped to the plate with the bases loaded against the Phillies who have been to the previous two World Series. The first pitch to Nava resulted in a grand slam, only the fourth such occurrence in baseball history. He's had 4 hits in his first 8 at bats, with 5 RBIs. 

Of course it will be interesting to see where this all goes, For the moment, it's a great feel-good story that even Bernard Malamud - were he still with us - might consider writing. Let's hope there are a lot more major league hits left in Wonderboy redux.

Lookout "W" - "O" Wants (needs) to Kick Ass

Barrack Hussein Obama went on the Today Show the other day and in an amazing interview with Matt Lauer said he was looking for some "ass" to kick over the oil gushing into the Gulf of Mexico. I guess that's what you get with a Harvard education...a potty mouth. Coming out of the mouth of the most powerful man on the planet it surely would scare the heck out of someone like maybe the CEO of British Petroleum. But then again, the Messiah hasn't placed that call. He's way too busy with vacation plans or his pickup b-ball games.
So lookout George.

Hartford Dodges a Bullet: Bring Back the Whalers

For years, the ever-so-ahead-of-the-game civic leaders in Hartford have coveted ESPN Zone. If only an ESPN Zone opened in Hartford, the thinking went, the city would come to life. Alas, the dream is dead.

To Hartford's leaders, bringing ESPN into downtown Hartford made all the sense in the world. After all, the WWL's headquarters is just around the corner in stylish Bristol. And Charlie Steiner once worked in radio in the Insurance City.

So if ESPN would just, please, maybe open one of their health-food outlets greasy spoons downtown, the whole world would see what a wonderful place Hartford really is. And if the crowds of people going the restaurant managed to find parking and avoid being mugged, all the better.

But now that Disney has pulled the plug on the ESPN Zones, Hartford can turn its attention to a more realistic goal - bringing back the Whalers.

A Man for All Seasons

John Wooden was one on my quiet heroes ever since I started watching UCLA basketball beginning in 1964-1965. I shed a few tears over his passing last week.

My first impressions of Coach Wooden were all basketball related. What a coach. They won championships on a yearly basis. He started his run with a line-up of no player over 6'5 and then coached what may be the two best college centers of all time in Lew Alcindor and Bill Walton. But the winning continued even after they left. He was the "Wizard of Westwood". 1975 was his last championship year. He retired, walked away from what no man could ever think to duplicate. The daily grind proved too much. He wanted time to spend with his family, his wife Nell, the love of his life.

So when books started to be written about who John Wooden really was, I was intrigued. I learned about his simple Midwestern roots, deeply influenced by his parents who instilled in him a sense of true character. Honesty, integrity along with deep religious beliefs helped carve the man he would become.

I loved his passion for success and how he would attain it first as an All American player at Purdue and later when his coaching legacy began. He always viewed himself as a teacher first and foremost. He merely used the hardcourt as his chalkboard to bring his philosophy for a lifetime to those he cared most for. And it didn't matter if you were the star player or the last man on the bench. He was all about his team.

In all my readings of people who have either played for or come into contact with John Wooden in some way, I have yet to hear of one you hasn't walked away truly marveling at the man that he was. He was loved by so many. I only wish at some point in my life I could have at the very least have shaken this mans hand. There are long lists of great Americans and I would offer that John Wooden for his complete body of work over his lifetime be considered as one our greatest.

In closing, I've included a poem that he wrote about himself. He wrote poetry in his spare time.

The years have left their imprint on my hands and on my face

Erect no longer is my walk and slower is my pace

But there is no fear within my heart because I'm growing old

I only wish I had more time to better serve my Lord

But I've gone to human prayer, he has brought me inner peace

And soon my cares and problems and other worries cease

He's helped me in so many ways, he's never let me down

Why should I fear the future when soon I could be near his crown?

Though I know down here my time is short, there's endless time up there

That he will forgive and keep me in his ever loving care

British Petroleum Should Close and MMS Heads Should Roll

If a nation or group of terrorists had perpetrated a similar crime, the full weight of the US government would justifiably be focused on revenge.

The spill in the Gulf may be the worst of all time before it's over. The public relations spin machines are in over-drive. BP Chairman Tony Hayward has lurched from minimizing the spill, to making it all about him ('I want my life back') to coming up with cute headlines to describe BPs succession of failed attempts to cap the gaping hole gushing oil.

Now there are ads in which Hayward looks soulfully into a camera to express his sorrow about the spill. All that's missing is a voiceover with Tiger Woods' father. It would all be semi-comical except it's not. It's absolutely real, with real consequences.

Eleven people are already dead. Tens of thousands will have their lives altered permanently.  Untold numbers of people will get sick. An ecological dead zone expanding in the Gulf. And no real end is in sight. 

This should be the end for British Petroleum and for the bureacrats who were supposed to oversee them. The measured response of President Obama is in stark contrast to the consequences that millions of innocent Americans are feeling. It's way too nuanced and rational.  It's time to tell BP to close up shop in the US, never to return.  It's time to clean house at MMS. Tony Hayward and his senior team should be facing criminal charges for their depraved indifference to safety.

If this doesn't reinforce the idea that government oversight has to be at arm's length from the industry it's supposed to be monitoring, nothing will.