This windbag rivals Democrat VP Nominee Joe Biden for the honor of biggest blowhard alive. He thinks he's really important. He thinks he has more answers than God. He never thinks for a moment of calling into any national or local sport talk show with his blabber. Yesterday, it was to call out New York fans for cheering Patriot's quarterback Tom Brady blowing out his knee. To say the Yankees suck. He was there when the dynasty ended. He thinks he single-handedly took down the Yankees and flushed their 26 World Series championships. His arrival alone to Red Sox Nation brought their long awaited championship. Curt old boy you have a very serious case of the me, me, me's. Well Curt, I went door to door in your Paradise Valley, AZ neighborhood and they said stay away away as long as you can. They hate you. Checked with a few of your former Phillie and Diamondback teammates. They hate you. Randy Johnson said bring your gloves next time you meet. That's boxing gloves. He hates you. Talked to Pedro and Manny and Big Papi. They hate you too.
Do you ever get the sense as soon as you hang up with one of those sports talk show jocks, the laughs start and you're the brunt of that laughter. Well, you are and it's time you go away, forever. Your time is up. One last thing, the marketing firm of Schilling, Schilling & Schilling has no chance of Cooperstown. Ha, Ha, Ha. So now take that bloody sock and stuff it... in your mouth.
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You may not like him, but he has your full attention, doesn't he? You may be right about his uncontrolled mouth, though, the Red Sox are blocking him from becoming a commentator for the playoffs.
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