Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Gifts From Jolly Old Papa John


Barrack Obama - A Photo of Bill Ayers, Rev. Wright and Tony Rezko sitting on Santa's "Chicagoland" lap.
George Bush - A "Get out of Washington" Free Card
Nancy Pelosi - A Job...any job or just a little more Botox.
Christopher Dodd & Barney Frank - Each other.
New York Times - A "Going out of Business Sale"
Sean Penn/Robert Redford/Bab's - A mansion in Iran or Cuba or Venezuela
Al Gore - A "Global Warming" expedition to the North Pole or South Pole, with only a bottle of sun screen and a bathing suit.
Bill Clinton - Hillary on long, long, long diplomatic trips.
UAW - A partnership...with the Detroit Lions.
MLB - A Yankee / Dodger World Series in '09
NY Yankees - An accountant.
Red Sox Nation - Get a life...nothing.
Wall Street - A "TARP" application
"East Coast Bias" - As usual, a very Merry Christmas and Happy New Year
Mom & Dad - Another year of good health and good cheer.
My Wife - Me or course
Merry Christmas

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